Tuesday, 12 March 2013

21 Rules Of Political Survival ( Liliput Version)...Lai Labode

21 Rules Of Political Survival  ( Liliput Version)

1. Be Strategically Cautious 
2. Exude positivity always 
3.  Be slow to shoot but shoot to kill 
4. Make less female enemies 
5. Negotiate passionately but unemotionally  
6. Never celebrate negativity in public 
7. Reward Loyalty at a good cost 
8. Punish disloyalty slowly but surely 
9. Seek self improvement always 
10. Respond to Political Attacks Like a King 
11. Avoid the trap of arrogance or pride 
12. Never be afraid of to Apologize 
13. Seek Knowledge Deliberately
14.  Sleep with political enemies but  in day time 
15. Be prepared for betrayals 
16. Use negative press positively  
17. Invest in information gathering 
18. Be known to friends and foes as politically reliable 
19. Choose long term political allies in no haste 
20. Never criticize your leader in public .
21. Arrange for others to blow your trumpet 


Lai Labode , 10th March 2013